dcotn:

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

Something like this

I want them to die bloody, side by side (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

#and have the last line mirror the first #”goodnight sammy”

slenclerman:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

fuckoffcats:

i hate going to school because i always see people from school there

bemynaturalhigh:

Every time I see this picture I like get taken aback because it literally looks like just a normal party

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

My class today 

• Me: So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...
• Students: He likes her!
• Me: Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.
• Students: That is just how boys are.
• Me: Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--
• Students: Oh, that's not okay.
• Me: Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.
• Students: Oh.
• Me: Oh, is right.

padalikey:

ohana means family and family means shut the fucking door when you leave my room or i’ll fucking stab you this is the last fucking chance you little shit

fartgallery:

bel0w-zer0:

fartgallery:

what if cars didnt have wheels but had mechanical feet so you just saw cars running around everywhere

It would give running someone over a whole new meaning

a hit and run

bikinimybottom:

if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

africans:

how do i know if this is a jason derulo song or not if only he could let me know in some way